With seemingly the remaining Ether Spider in retreat the crew exploring the destroyed fortress decides to venture south. There they find signs of life as booby traps abound in these buildings, but who or what is setting them up? Find out on this weeks episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!
An old abandoned church, in a ghost-ridden destroyed fortress, honoring a dead god…what could go wrong? The crew are believe themselves to be alone but something hides within the ether, stalking them as they slink through the desecrated pews of Aroden’s place of worship. Will they survive or will they join the ghost pirates of the Isle of Empty Eyes? Find out on this week’s Dead Men Roll No Crits!
A chance for rest for the Scooby Doo gang of Captain Casius, Elaerys, Bartleby and Ozzie opens up as a Cozy Cabin is cast outside the abandoned fortress. But something lurks inside the haunted halls as something akin to a dream is sent to attack! Will the crew fight their way out of a close quarters combat of their own design or will Freddy Krueger strike back? Find out on this week’s Dead Men Roll No Crits!
The hexploration crew finally make it to the barrier island and plan their assault on the giant octopus’s lair! The slippery beast though lies in wait and is expecting trouble, so its up to Hanto, Qandoso, Sharga and Kovik to fight this tentacled terror! Find out who prevails on this week’s Dead Men Roll No Crits!”
The exploration of the wreck of the Brine Banshee comes to a climactic conclusion with 10 times the Jellyfish, and a shark attack to remember. Dive into another adventure and deadly waves on this week’s Dead Men Roll No Crits!
This week’s episode sees the Captain and his crew diving into deeper water than ever before, but what lies within that darkness? Something has been waiting for them at the back half of the Brine Banshee…and it hungers for them! Find out on this week’s episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!
CONTENT WARNING: This is episode is rated PG-13 for foul language, discussions of a sexual nature. Bleeped cursing, and suggestive discussions
This week of DMRNC the exploration of the Brine Banshee kicks off in earnest as soon as the crew gets aboard they are set upon by a massive Jellyfish. What does pee-wine, diaper accidents, and peen-shaped aquatic animals all have in common? The answer is this weeks episode, which might be the hardest PG-13 we ever earn, and probably the most puerile conversation in the history of this podcast…so enjoy and see you next time on Dead Men Roll No Crits!
We are back on the officer’s crew of the Tidebreaker on this weeks DMRNC, with Captain Casius and the rest having tracked the sunkeen remains of the vessel the Brine Banshee. Through what they find beneath the waves is quite shocking…or should I say SHARKING!?!
It’s finally come, the episode where Patrick as GM loses not just a fight, but complete control over this podcast. The Tidebreaker crew return to the port of Ollo, looking for Haneilious Fitch, a old sailor friend of Elaerys’ Pirate Uncle, as well as friend of the crew of the lost Brine Banshee. Instead they find a terrifying lizard from another age!
In this double-long episode of DMRNC the crew is out on the high seas tracking down a scurvy prey: A crew of wreckers who are said to use illusions to wreck ships and take their cargo, without so much as a care for the Pirate Code.
This week the heroes and scoundrels aboard the Tidebreaker are in Tessa Fairwinds port of Quent, visiting the temple of Calistria known as the “House of Stolen Kisses”. This house of ill repute is home to whores, assassins and secrets that the crew needs to continue their search for Chelaxian spies in the Shackles…but will they make the grade and impress the head mistress/priestess? Find out on this week’s Dead Men Roll No Crits.
A new potential ally reveals herself to the crew of the Tidebreaker, and a new threat potentially is uncovered. Under the guise of a dinner in the hills the course of political machinations in the Shackles is unfurled like a patch-work sail, and a mighty wind threatens to blow!
After a black out party the crew of the Tidebreaker celebrates their hangovers with a bar brawl, a former bully, and a chase across the city of Port Peril to remember, a chase for the ages!
On this week’s episode a tale as old as time, a story told to crowds, a love of cold ale and stale bread, Beauty and the Beastly! Captain Casius has to impress the court of the Hurricane King Kerdak Bonefist himself, and if he wants to succeed then he will need the help of his team. Other mysteries are afoot but that’s all a tale for another time…
This week on DMRNC we continue down the path of piratedom and the crew of the Tidebreaker are on their way to a soiree held at Lucrehold castle, the stronghold of none other than the Hurricane King himself! Before they get there though they will need to navigate the Crocodile infested waters…where perhaps they will be on the menu instead of the guest’s list!
The rest of Tsadok Goldtooth’s test await the Tidebreaker crew as they have entered the waters of Port Peril. A high-stakes alcohol fueled card game is first on the agenda? Can Captain Casius escape with his booty intact? Find out on this week’s DMRNC!
This week the crew of the Tidebreaker return to where this adventure all began…the Pirate Capital of Port Peril, but they have a hold full of treasure and a reputation as a ship to be feared and admired. But as they pull into port none other than the Hurricane King’s right hand man is there to meet them and give them a pirate test! Can Hanto tight rope walk his way out of this one? Find out on DMRNC!
The crew is able to count their coins, appraise their gems, spellcraft thier magics and divvy up the loot on this week’s Dead Men Roll No Crits! You will want to stick around those for we have an explanation of the magical pearl that Hanto has sought this entire campaign, and Pirate Mad Libs!